Ah soh’s Jokes

Posted: January 27, 2006 by piusranson in Uncategorized

Jokes For The Day

Ah Soh wants to buy a TV set. She goes to a shop.

Ah Soh : “Do you have color TV ?”

Salesgirl : “Yes !”

Ah Soh : “Give me a green one, please “

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Ah Soh is filling up an application form for a job.

She supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.

Then she comes to column on “Salary Expected”

She is not sure of the question.

After much thought, she writes ” Yes “

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Ah Soh goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Soh : “What is that shiny object ?”

Salesgirl : “That is a thermos flask.”

Ah Soh : “What does it do ?”

Salesgirl : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”

Ah Soh : “I’ll buy it”

The next day, Ah Soh goes to work with her thermo flask

Boss : “What is that shiny object ?”

Ah Soh : “It’s a thermos flask.”

Boss : “What does it do?”

Ah Soh : “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”

Boss : “What do you have in it! ?”

Ah Soh : “Two cups of coffee and a coke”

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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Soh always compares
it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Soh always smiles during lightning storms because she thinks her picture is being taken.

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