Shit Happens, in various World Religions

Posted: September 12, 2010 by piusranson in Uncategorized

Taoism: Shit happens, go with the flow.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens”.

7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if you work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.

Jehovah’s Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon, and it won’t happen to us.

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!

Atheism: There is no shit!

New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good if you open your heart to it.

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

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